Can Boris Johnson magic the most important rabbit of all from out of his hat?

By Dr Alan Mendoza

Dynamo and Derren Brown had better watch out, for there is a new challenger looking to break through and compete for the title of Britain’s finest practitioner of magical arts: Boris Johnson.

For his first act, our putative contender conjured up a Brexit deal with the EU that had previously been described as impossible to perform by all manner of experts.

Showing a mastery of different disciplines, Boris shifted gears this week into the area of mind control. Having had a few false starts with unusually strong-willed members of the political coterie, he finally lulled his opponents into acquiescence of his desire for a General Election.

 

Read the full article in City A.M.

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